what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
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Just some pics from my trip last week to Fort Lauderdale and the Key West. It was definitely an experience I’ll never forget
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We all know that feeling, vending machine
i identified so hard with this sign that i did not even see that it was in a vending machine at first and just nodded sadly
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
It’s sitting in my kzoo apartment all ready and waiting for you and I to arrive :D
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.